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ABOUT HOT MESS PRIESTESS
Our Vision
Where your meltdown is a portal, your chaos is a catalyst, and your truth is sacred AF.
Darling, if you’ve landed here, you’re probably not sipping green juice in a white linen robe pretending your life is #blessed.
Nah.
You’re in it.
You're cracked open.
Maybe crying in your car. Maybe questioning everything.
Maybe whispering “WTF am I even doing with my life?” for the 47th time today.
And babe — that’s exactly where the magick begins.
This isn’t your average healing space.
This is where we burn the rulebook, hex the shame, and turn your hot mess into holy power.
Here, we work with:
💥 Chaos Coaching & Archetypal Guidance
🪞 Mirror work & radical truth-telling
🔥 Somatic spells & psyche dives
💋 A whole lotta permission to be unfiltered, unhinged & unforgettable
This is the revolution of the raw.
This is the Church of Falling Apart & Rising Anyway.