WHO THE F*CK IS THIS FOR?
If you’ve ever ugly-cried on the bathroom floor with a tarot deck in one hand and a cinnamon bun in the other…
If you’ve ever screamed “WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK” to the Universe and still managed to pull yourself together with winged eyeliner and witchy earrings…
If you're tired of spiritual spaces that smell like forced positivity and shame your mess instead of bowing to it —
You’re home, babe.
This is for the sacredly unhinged. The ones deep in their reckoning and rewilding.
For the priestesses who pray in the chaos.
The witches who spellcast while spiraling.
The rebels who know rock bottom is a portal.
You’re not broken. You’re blooming — in the dark, in the dirt, under a full f*cking moon.
✨ WHAT YOU GET (AKA THE JUICY AF MAGIC) ✨
💋 Welcome to the revolution, Hot Mess Priestess style.
This isn’t self-help.
It’s self-hell-yes.
It’s not about cleaning up your mess.
It’s about crowning yourself Queen of it.